What object can you hit someone with without it being abuse?

don't say pillow.What object can you hit someone with without it being abuse?
cooked spaghetti, dryer lint, feather, sock, silly string, dead fly, used paper towel roll, Kleenex, finger nail clipping, wax paper, that dried up toothpaste blob in the sink, eye lash, nose hair, blade of grass, that string thing from inside a banana that's not really part of the banana,





The list goes on forever and the party never ends!What object can you hit someone with without it being abuse?
A rubber chicken.
crowbar
the Bible


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Lime Jello.
used under ware
a boggin... don't ask....
don't let them tell, it won't be abuse
a feather
breasts
a wet noodle.
uhmmm, a limp noodle?